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Sat, 25 Oct 2008 00:45:11, Blade Runner 007 said...
Its a matinee to me!
Sat, 28 Jun 2008 18:47:42, SHADOWFLA said...
BEOWULF is good , cool movie ... and i give a ~F U L L P R I C E
Sun, 8 Jun 2008 21:38:38, Alex Lepanto said...
I have to strongly dissagree with your rating on this one (for once). If you read the poem thingy (which i had to do for school work) youll realize that the poem thingy is soooo much better than the book. The movie is a lot different (just like carlyle said). But i still think the movie sucked.......Wait i didnt know the movie was shown in 3D! What the hell? And i just dont understand why Beowulf has to get naked when he fights Grendel.
Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:24:36, BellyDanceGirl said...
Great review guys! I really liked this film - I needed a roller coaster ride rhather than reading in the park. Crispin Glover was great!!!!!!! Extra material on DVD good too.
Sun, 9 Mar 2008 00:10:53, bsista said...
Korey, I agree, you gotta stop callin women bitches and hos. Shit how would you like it if I called your momma and grandmamma a bitch and ho? If you don't I'm gonna hunt you down and invite every female on this site to a party to slap the shit out of you and scream shit at you as well. Might hit you with some high heels too, don't think those spike heels don't hurt, they puncture waterbeds and will leave your ass punctured as well. Ok, why does grendels mom (jolie) have on high heels? They were not invented at this point. This is where this leaves the time period and becomes hollywood bull shit. She should have like Hobbit feet. But y'all wouldnt dig her as much with Hobbit feet. Korey I am puttin yo ass on notice bout that bitch and ho shit. Love ya boo!
Thu, 28 Feb 2008 01:36:15, HardBoild said...
This mite be random, but what if Beowulf was played by Rick James and insted I am Beowulf it would be I'm Beowulf bitch
Tue, 12 Feb 2008 19:46:42, RENEGADE™ said...
I got to see the first showing of it in Washington state at the Boeing Imax theatre on the 15th for the Beowulf bash. With beer in hand in the movie theatre, I watched a great 3D experience for the first hour. As the movie continued into the second hour, I feel the animation went down a little but the 3D experience did not. Animation with the characters and their movements and facial expressions Reminded me of Pixar to much. Meaning, I felt Like Shrek should be jumping out at anytime. By no means is this a movie for the younger kids though. Especially in 3D. Blood goes everywhere! The last battle scene was good though with the exception of what Beowulf did to himself to win. See the movie to understand what I mean. Also I expected larger role for Angelina Jolie. She was a great seductress in the movie but did not have a big part in this movie. I would say the movie was ok. I give it a 7 out of 10. See it in 3D if you can. It will make this film a much better experience guaranteed! I would not see this in a regular theatre.
Tue, 25 Dec 2007 04:43:00, AJ said...
This movie was not that great, the 3-d was not remarkable and the plot was obviously stretched out, regardless worth a matinee.
Sun, 25 Nov 2007 20:44:01, yungl1nk said...
i actually thought the story was rly good for this cuz i felt for beowulf for making that big mistake AND LYING HIS ASS OFF but the 3D was kick ass
Sun, 25 Nov 2007 09:33:38, mark bladt said...
I just saw Beowolf last night with a friend and we both really enjoyed it. Beowolf was one badass motherfucker. And it was actually really nice to hear some ancient nordic spoken by people like Angelina Jolie. The animation was extremely good I think and the movie is really recomendable. All in all good and entertaining movie.
Sun, 25 Nov 2007 01:45:33, guruBEE$ said...
Is grendal secretly the Grand Hall. A place for the hearing of great stories & fornication. The name Bee-o-wolf = buzzhowl two different sounds. He liked to hear puffed up songs sung about him. Rather than have buffed up sons running around him. Bee-o-wolf punched the big ear of grandhall & out came a lot of hot air and he was reduced to a normal stature. Was it wierd how the word mother sounded like murder. The cup or horn never blown instead it was a cup of cornucopia for drinking and fornication. (Symbolic of grand mom, if urgot the cup urgot mom). The torn arm wraped in chain and mail and the punching into the dragon voice box to get at the hart. gold is the rotting grand hall story of the life of the gOd (ON A SIDE KNOTE.) Is Hamlet realy Beeowolf?
Wed, 21 Nov 2007 06:27:35, Ike said...
This movie was pretty good. It goes with the whole theme being set by 300. Not historical at all, but fun and mostly graphically pleasing.
Tue, 20 Nov 2007 22:01:52, roodles said...
I love Korey and Spill but "chicks, bitches, hos"? christ, can you call us women, girls even?!!
Mon, 19 Nov 2007 06:28:43, Kenny said...
I loved this movie, can't find any flaws in it.
Sun, 18 Nov 2007 20:59:56, dan said...
this movie looks good its a must see
Sun, 18 Nov 2007 04:21:47, ThePecker13 said...
Are you guys going to do a review of Richard Kelly's "Southland Tales"???
Sat, 17 Nov 2007 17:32:22, Steven Donald John Baumann said...
I really liked it. Saw it last night. It was the best cg movie ever. It was flawed still easier to stomach than reading it. I agree with full price.
Sat, 17 Nov 2007 16:40:25, symone nia glover said...
Yea me and my brother are going to see this movie in Imax I hope this is as good as you say cause I am payine 10 dollars to get in
Sat, 17 Nov 2007 15:14:10, R0-Beast said...
Jolie's body was bangin! till Korey messed it up with the BAMM!
Sat, 17 Nov 2007 13:04:25, corey vire said...
I am the dumbest person on earth. I didnt even know this was a cg/motioncapture movie until yesterday. Imagine if you will me saying . "This ia animated?" then getting looked at like...duude.. where you been? Heh. KAPOW!
Sat, 17 Nov 2007 03:56:32, Aaron Huapt said...
I guess haveing sex with a water serpent makes you sterile.
Sat, 17 Nov 2007 03:44:20, Aaron Huapt said...
I thought the lets hid the sausage scene was hilarious. But Beowolf lived a life of lies.
Sat, 17 Nov 2007 01:44:02, Luis Funes said...
I am SO happy to hear that it is a really cool movie because I was really looking forward to watching it! I'm gonna go see it tomorrow!!!
Sat, 17 Nov 2007 01:09:37, david armendariz said...
I don't remember saying it was gonna suck I remember saying something like am I the only one who thinks Jolie isn't that hot.
Fri, 16 Nov 2007 23:28:15, said...
I am seeing it in 2 hours it better be good
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Synopsis: Inspired by the epic Old English poem of the same name, director Robert Zemeckis's digitally rendered film follows the Scandinavian hero Beowulf (Ray Winstone) as he fights to protect the Danes from a ferocious beast named Grendel (Crispin Glover). Though at first Grendel seems invincible, Beowulf eventually manages to defeat him in a desperate bat... Continue Reading
Starring: Robin Wright Penn, Ray Winstone, John Malkovich, Anthony Hopkins
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